i cannot into zigzagoon

ellewoodslesbian:

i’ve been laughing for a solid 15 minutes over this dude who got banned from r/food for his potato recipe

dan-mcneely:
“hey so one time i met someone who was drawing a photo-realistic picture in ballpoint pen and complimented him on it so we started to talk about art and how nice it made us feel to make art etc etc and he was like “what about you? do you...

dan-mcneely:

hey so one time i met someone who was drawing a photo-realistic picture in ballpoint pen and complimented him on it so we started to talk about art and how nice it made us feel to make art etc etc and he was like “what about you? do you draw? draw a wolf on this” and i was like GLADLY, I DRAW WOLVES ALL THE TIME and spat this out in 20 seconds and i dont think ive ever seen someone go from pleasant friendliness to incomprehensible disgust quickly before. he told me it was “a farce” and “an insult” and “a waste” that i had “severe, unhelpable emotional problems” that caused me to be “detached from reality” and “hurt everyone around me” thats why i drew wolves so badly and anyway i still have it and intend to get it tattooed on my body someday.

thiswebsitenamesareweird:

virizioncourse:

witchgays:

Straight man playing dream daddy to prove he’s progressive while making homophobic and transphobic comments throughout vs straight woman playing dream daddy for “hot sinful yaoiz”: fight

Why would they fight they both love dehumanizing gay men

They’re a straight couple


Of course they fight

animedads:

Bayonetta: *eating spaghetti*

God, like, literally God, from the Bible, appearing from the sky and destroying Bayonetta’s house: [UNINTELLIGIBLE]

Bayonetta, flying on a shard of her roof: man what the fuck

tomatomagica:

totemribombee:

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The creator of DDLC hates your tr*p memes. Y'all can stop now.

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adhdbun:
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adhdbun:

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theyre on a date

komaedalovemail:

komaedalovemail:

it feels good to be a virgo

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mlgspacememe:
“ darkness1356:
“Grandma activating her stand power
”
D'ardy’s lesser known grandma, D'ebbie
”

mlgspacememe:

darkness1356:

Grandma activating her stand power

D'ardy’s lesser known grandma, D'ebbie

aku-no-homu:

this blocklist contains forbidden information

pepplemint:

jessandhernewsillyblog:

spacedijks:

meropischao:

mesopelagic:

meropischao:

meropischao:

youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up

horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed

if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off

excuse me

if a horse’s leg breaks you kinda have no choice but to put it out of its misery

If a horse eats too much in a sitting it dies

It gets better, if a horse eats to much in a sitting it dies and they also don’t have the ability to feel sated. Which means it will keep eating.

Edit: Speaking of hooves, have yall ever seen a newborn foal hooves? You don’t want to, but. Just saying.

underrated mario universe species
bolloxtothat:
“ uwusoft:
“thanks for the love everyone! it’s great knowing others like the idea and kobolds too! kobold stronk!
”
\(‘w’)/
”

bolloxtothat:

uwusoft:

thanks for the love everyone! it’s great knowing others like the idea and kobolds too! kobold stronk!

\(‘w’)/

nextlevelwaterpanic:

so a friend told me the other day that “bug” is derived from old english “bugge,” which means “fear,” rather than strictly being an informal term for “insect”

so for example, spiders count as “bugs,” despite being arachnids and not insects

now, i’m not saying horses should count as bugs but that’s something to think about maybe